if you kill everyone, you wont get in trouble cause the judges will be dead.

true depending on the touch. a massage and a strangle is remembered longer than a random punch.

there are two sides to everyone, on one: vagina, tits, and a pretty face.

VS the others: an asshole with a spine, and the side of a the head that bops your nose without cause. be the vagina and tits.

dyingfromtheseancientwounds:

Mum: So, is this your blog thingy?

Me: Yeah….

Mum: Why is there a picture of a half naked girl on there? *confused look on face*

Me: Errr…

Mum: Jess?

Me: Yeahhh so erm I’m tired… Cya.

*Slowly walk away..*

Awwwwwwkward. 

yeah! why is she half naked? never leave someone half done. it is rude :P

stupid. everything can seem to be nothing to someone else.

… the only thing invented was the laser printer.

look into my eyes next time :D

wtf